you stopped scrolling.
how could one not reblog this?
I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.
Re-blogging because the love is real
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME HAHAHAH
SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
a clean butt plug
Sam being sassy in Tall Tales
↳ requested by omgpadackles
"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”